The Case of the Missing Undies
That morning I really needed to shower, and shower I did! After my bath, I did the next logical thing. I attempted to put some clean underwear on. I check my drawers for my underwear, nope not there. I went outside to the cloth lines to see if I had left them there after the washing I did the day before. Nope, not there. I asked my parents if they had done something with it, nope they hadn’t. I was convinced that my two suspects (mom and dad) had misplaced my underwear somewhere in the house. So, wearing just a loin cloth I searched the entire place and they were nowhere to be found.
What could have happened to my underwear? A day later my mom also noticed that her underwear was missing. Coincidence? I think not! Beware, for there is a thief amongst us concerned not with wealth for toil, but embarrassment for the rest of us.